We can't go on like this. Things gotta change.

This spirited man is a citizen of topanga lumber and hardware. Company topanga, lumber and hardware company is his home, but a small hardware store on top of a mountain can't possibly stock. Everything within his needs like these corner braces, for instance, he uses them as shelf brackets, but topanga, lumber and hardware don't got him for corner braces. He drives down into the valley because, though he has topanga lumber and hardware company citizenship, he carries with him a home depot visa.

He is not a home depot hater, he loves home depot, this ain't about love, or maybe it is about love, but the tough kind of love - tough love. They call it. I love you, but we got ta talk. Things got ta change.

You can't go on like this. I love you too much to watch you do this to yourself, etc. We're all willing to look past reasonable flaws. Sure who among us is perfect, but for god's sake, home depot, you must stop it.

With the horrible horrible horrible played out ear. Worm sticks in our heads for days, god-awful 90s pop music music. It is cruel how bad the home depot music is cruel to the patrons cruel to the employees, whoever chooses the home depot music likely someone in corporate whoever chooses home, depot's music either doesn't like music or doesn't like people or doesn't shop at home depot. Nobody likes this music, nobody, not even the bands themselves, they're sick of it too.

He imagines what it must be like to work while enduring this filth from the loudspeakers. Well, at least they sell rope. He thinks if it gets bad enough, there's always the rope. They saw a nice strong rope here.

This desperate plea is years in the making for years he's been working to acquire enough influence to appeal to the home depot to please for the love of god, turn off the music silence or classical music. Those are your choices: topanga lumber and hardware, company beloved topanga, lumber and hardware company silent like church. This is this spirited man's first public appeal, his first public service. If any one of you, 367, 000 subscribers or viewers, knows someone at corporate who can make this change? Who can flip the switch? Please show them this video read them the comments.

Please tell them of this appeal. He does not want this relationship to end. He loves you home depot, but he really cannot go on unless the music stops or switches to classical. Thank you.

Public for your assistance in this matter, god bless the home depot and god bless hardware stores everywhere. You.

12 thoughts on “A desperate plea to home depot”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jaycalsun says:

    Corporate is definitely not choosing my local depot’s music. It changes. One day, it was rather explicit hip hop. But they regularly play needtobreathe, so I’m down.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Chanhassen920 says:

    I biked to my local Home Depot, obviously not to pick up lumber. Just some wiring items. Eden Prairie MN. They amazingly have a gorgeous twenty foot long bike rack. But it’s assembled backwards, so no adult bike wheel can fit! So close Home Depot, so close!

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Nate Johnson says:

    This just in: Home Depot partners with Spotify to curate and play a "Best of Music" playlist. They've added "maintenance of your musical soul" to their core values.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Andrew says:

    Gotta disagree but at the same time respect the sentiment. The average laborer (target demo for home depot hardware dept.) is not a gen Xer! He's a millennial! This video is the equivalent of a boomer or gen Xer saying "music just isn't the same anymore, man". As a millennial musician, as I age and become more of a repairer/laborer I also appreciate the writing and production that went into 90/2000s pop. And the nostalgia factor creates a comfortability which I assume Home Depot corporate is going for here.

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars krowven says:

    Oh jeeze this is awkward. I like the Home Depot music in my stores. Had no idea it was all the same. I'd believe it though, so they won't have to pay multiple copyrights. Guess i'm just a sucker for pop music.

    But you know, I wouldn't mind classical/silence either.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Kevin Batman says:

    As someone who works at home depot, I can tell you that the music is partly a decision made by the store manager. They get a box of music they can play, and they choose music from that box. They can request a new box every once in a while from corp if they want new music, but it's usually a low priority. So good news! You don't have to go to corporate, you can simply send this video to your store manager lmao

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jordan Lol says:

    This channel wasn't made because Van needed money. Or becasue he needed a new creative outlet. This channel was made for the purpose of gaining enough reputation to grab Home Depot's attention and getting them to change their in-store music playlist.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Cameron Champa says:

    you think home depot is bad? work at cvs for two years and try to endure the subtle hum of REM rambling on about shiny happy people repeating over and over again. stepping into that flourescent hellhole is no more than a reminder of rock bottom and pain to me now

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Rick C says:

    was gonna say its better than muzak, but it only took reading 4 comments to see someone beat me to it lol. I have never ever noticed music playing at my local HD.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mr. Bl0ckm4nn says:

    If only they played 90-2000s rock… then it would be good imo. The music doesn't annoy me too much, but I guess that's just me, I can also tune it out if I don't wanna listen.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Tyler Coleman says:

    I feel like your better off requesting your local hardware store to carry the items you desire. Most hardware stores are willing to either bring in a product or special order it. -Humble X hardware store employee.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars This Chosen Life says:

    So, I can tell which assistant store manager is working by the music playing when I walk into work. They all have their genre of music they put on. Brandon is country, Jason is 80's, Marcus is baby-makin' music, and so on. I kind of doubt you'll be at the Home Depot in Michigan, but I'll let Bob know.

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